Dear Mr Cole

 Thank you for your recent email regarding a can of John West Tuna Tempters with Oven Dried Tomato & Basil.  We were disappointed to hear of the issue you had with the product.

If you still have the can please can you provide us with the batch number printed on the lid so we can investigate further.  A reimbursement for the cost of the product has been sent to the address on your email.

Once again, thank you for taking the time to contact us and we apologise for the inconvenience.

Kind Regards”

I just beat the system.

Anonymous asked:
where did you get that photo of my ass?

Your Dad’s sock-draw 

No but really, what?

Anonymous asked:
did you and your girlfriend break up?

Not as far as I can tell, no.

What made you think that, sweet anon?